316 21.12.2011 22:16:36 It's that time again!As a Public Service, we're getting the word out on this important topic.This year, the cleaning process will take place from 12:01 a.m. GMT on April 1 until 12:01 a.m. GMT on April 2 (the time least likely to interfere with ongoing work). During that 24-hour period, five powerful Internet search engines situated around the world will search the Internet and delete any data that they find.In order to protect your valuable data from deletion we ask that you do the following:1. Disconnect all terminals and local area networks from their Internet connections.2. Shut down all Internet servers, or disconnect them from the Internet.3. Disconnect all disks and hard drives from any connections to the Internet.4. Refrain from connecting any computer to the Internet in any way.We understand the inconvenience that this may cause some Internet users, and we apologize. However, we are certain that any inconveniences will be more than made up for by the increased speed and efficiency of the Internet, once it has been cleared of electronic flotsam and jetsam.We thank you for your cooperation.Kim DereksenInterconnected Network Maintenance staffMassachusetts Institute of Technology(PS to sysops and admins: Since the last Internet cleaning, the number of Internet users has grown dramatically. Please assist us in alerting the public of the upcoming Internet cleaning by posting this message where your users will be able to read it. Please pass this message on to other sysops and Internet users as well. Thank you.)
306 21.12.2011 22:16:36 One of the many 90s business trends was "three nines" -- businesses should strive for 99.9% accuracy, 99.9% customer satisfaction, 99.9% quality, etc.Is 99.9% "good enough"? If so...Two million documents will be lost by the IRS this year.811,000 faulty rolls of 35mm film will be loaded this year.22,000 checks will be deducted from the wrong bank accounts in the next 60 minutes.1,314 phone calls will be misplaced by telecommunication services every minute.12 babies will be given to the wrong parents each day.268,500 defective tires will be shipped this year. [Gee: with the Firestones on Explorers, it looks like this one came true!]14,208 defective personal computers will be shipped this year. [Well, yeah....]103,260 income tax returns will be processed incorrectly this year. [ditto!]2,488,200 books will be shipped with the wrong cover in the next 12 months.132,412,800 cans of soft drinks produced in the next 12 months will be flatter than one of the 268,500 defective tires.Two plane landings daily at O'Hare International Airport will be unsafe.3,056 copies of tomorrow's Wall Street Journal will be missing one of the three sections.18,322 pieces of mail will be mishandled in the next hour.291 pacemaker operations will be performed incorrectly this year.880,000 credit cards in circulation will turn out to have incorrect cardholder information on their magnetic strips.$9,690 will be spent every day on defective, often unsafe sporting equipment.55 malfunctioning automatic teller machines will be installed in the next 12 months.20,000 incorrect drug prescriptions will be written in the next 12 months.114,500 mismatched pairs of shoes will be shipped this year.$761,900 will be spent on tapes and CDs that won't play.107 incorrect medical procedures will be performed each day.315 entries in Webster's Third New International Dictionary of English Language will be misspelled.And you thought 99.9% was good enough!!
266 21.12.2011 22:16:36 Účastníkum kurzu programování pro pokročilé v USA byla položena následující otázka: „Představte si, že jste nastoupili do letadla a před startem jste zjistili, že letadlo používá software pro řízení letu vytvořený vaší programátorskou skupinou. Kdo z vás by ihned opustil letadlo?“Zvedl se les rukou, jenom jeden účastník kurzu zůstal sedět bez hnutí. Na výslovný dotaz odpověděl, že by skutečně zůstal sedět v letadle: "Kdyby software skutečně dělala naše pracovní skupina, tak by letadlo ani nedojelo na startovací dráhu, natož aby vzlétlo."
233 21.12.2011 22:16:35 Pohádka pro děti programátorůCOsoba princ,princezna;CPotvora drak;CObjekt kralovstvi;void pohadka() {if (princ.sila >= drak.sila) {delete drak;princ += princezna + kralovstvi/2;}else {princ -= hlava;}return;}
42 21.12.2011 22:16:34 HTTP/1.1 ERROR MESSAGES400 Bad Request - Aspon dones kytku, kdyz uz neco chces401 Unauthorized - vdana...402 Payment Required - Vecere pri svickach403 Forbidden - Das tu ruku pryc!404 Not Found - Sla jsem ven s kamoskama405 Method Not Allowed - Ne, zezadu ne!406 Method Not Acceptable - Mel by byt tvrdsi...407 Proxy Authentication Required - Musim se zeptat mamy.408 Request Timeout - Kruci, vis, jak dlouho uz jsi nezavolal?409 Conflict - A co je tohle za zenskou410 Document Removed - Tak to bude rozvod.411 Lenght Required - TOTO ma byt ta velka vec?412 Precondition Failed - Eh, ty nemas kondom?413 Request Entity Too Large - Tak TOHLE se tam nevejde...415 Unsupported Media Type - Ve ctyrech? Nemam zajem.500 Internal Server Error - Mam sve dny...501 Not Implemented - Tak tohle jsem jeste nikdy nedelala...502 Bad Gateway - Kruci, je to nejake slane...503 Service Unavailable - Boli mne hlava.504 Gateway Timeout - A to jako melo byt vsechno?