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On a septic tank truck in Oregon: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
At a tire shop in Milwaukee: Invite Us To Your Next Blowout
Sign over a gynecologist's office: Dr. Jones -- At Your Cervix
On a plumber's truck: We Repair What Your Husband Fixed
On a plastic surgeon's office door: Hello! Can we pick your nose?
At a towing company: We don't charge an arm and a leg. We just want tows.
On an electrician's truck: Let Us Remove Your Shorts
On a maternity room door: Push. Push. Push!
At an optometrist's office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
On a taxidermist's window: We Really Know Our Stuff
In a podiatrist's office: Time wounds all heels.
Outside a muffler shop: No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.
In a veterinarian's waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
At the electric company: We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be.
In a restaurant window: Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.
At a propane filling station: Thank Heaven For Little Grills