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381 21.12.2011 22:16:37
A cop sees an older gentleman staggering slightly down the street. It's 1:00 in the morning. He pulls over for a chat.
"Good evening, sir," the cop says. "Is everything OK?"
"Why yes, officer, thank you," the man says, speaking a bit thickly.
"Where are you headed?" the cop asks.
"I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body," the man says with certainty.
"Sir, it's 1:00 in the morning," the cop says. "Who would be giving a lecture on that topic at this hour?"
The man nods, looks the cop in the eye, and says, "My wife."