149 21.12.2011 22:16:35 Odpovedny redaktor vysvetluje jednomu respondentovi:"Samozrejme, ze jsme vase odpovedi do ankety o zenach obdrzeli, ale nemohli jsme je pouzit. Prvni otazka znela, kde je zena nejkudrnatejsi. Spravna odpoved byla, ze v Nigerii, zatimco vy... ech, hanba povidat. Druha, co maji zeny nejradeji. Samozrejme, ze deti, a co jste napsal vy? Hanba povidat. Treti, stezejni otazka znela: Co my, muzi, mame na zenach nejradeji? Melo byt: ze stale a vytrvale bojuji za svetovy mir..." Redaktor jen mavl rezignovane rukou: "... zatimco vy, Kuzmo Kuzmici, prasaku starej, jste to jeste nakreslil!"
96 21.12.2011 22:16:35 A little boy wanted $100 very badly and prayed for 2 weeks, but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter to "God, USA", they decided to send it to President Clinton. The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send the boy a 5 dollar bill. President Clinton thought this would be a lot of money for a little boy.The little boy was delighted with the $5 and sat down to write God a thank-you note, which read: "Dear God, thank you for sending me the money. However, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington, and as usual the bastards deducted $95."
14 21.12.2011 22:16:34 V Bagdádu se konala schůzka zástupců Ruska a Iráku ohledně dodávek zbraní. Zástupce Iráku prohlásil: "Vaše rakety typu země-vzduch se nám velmi osvědčily. Ale pro další období bychom si raději objednali rakety typu země-letadlo."